One day my English professor asked the class, “Who hasn’t seen Dumb and Dumber?”
I was the only one to raise my hand
He asked me to come to his office today
He said the highest grade I could possibly make in his class is an 85
I see no problem with that
He asked me to consider dropping the class

Bitch you just don’t like me because I haven’t seen Dumb and Dumber

Wait until you see my next paper that will be amazing because I will actually try

THEN WHAT WILL YOU DO